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send some stone cold love

"to cheer someone up"

"for my girlfriend who likes simple things"

"love...you know how it doo"

"for a SURPRISE birthday gift"

"cause its fricken awesome"

why the heck did I get a rock in the mail? its looking at me weird

let somebody special know that they rock!

getting a rock in the mail is classic! hilarious! awesome!

sending a rock has so many meanings from “you are my rock” to “you are a rockstar” to simply “you rock”

every rock is selected through a rigorous process of quality, physical appeal, and potential. 

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$10.99

ship a single, most amazing, rock with hilarious googly eyes to that undeserving someone

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every rock is packaged with love & care + comes with a super sweet sticker

shipping via USPS First Class with rock tracking

package includes a mailing slip with a TO & FROM

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62 reasons ‘why’ you should buy a rock

sourced directly from people who already bought one…spelling & poor grammar included

  1. its for a friend

  2. A sign of appreciation to a mentor/friend, and a gift for successfully defending their thesis

  3. for my girlfriend across the country

  4. Buying it as a gift, can you put a paper in the box “from Jay”

  5. Gift

  6. Ryan is 2 years old and is OBSESSED with rocks! Send her a good one please!!

  7. It's for a friend

  8. FRIEND’S BIRTHDAY

  9. Father’s Day

  10. Just thought about it

  11. A heroic little boy loves collecting rocks

  12. To cheer up my niece who's been in the hospital.

  13. to cheer someone

  14. My grandpa's birthday

  15. The meme.

  16. Birthday!

  17. I just want to bring a smile to someone's children during this ridiculousness.

  18. for my boyfriend

  19. My friend and I are in a weird gift shipping battle and I think she will laugh so hard at this.

  20. My friend’s birthday!

  21. My mom loves rocks and this seemed like a funny and fitting mother's day gift from afar!

  22. Love you know how it do

  23. My 5 year old gives his bus driver a rock everyday and is missing her badly with quarantine.. so we wanted to send her a rock to tell her we miss her!

  24. quarantine gift to my best friend

  25. It’s my friend’s birthday and I wanted to follow up on a random inside joke.

  26. Inside joke

  27. My brother's birthday... siblings rock

  28. I'm an idiot

  29. My friends 16th birthday - she is my rock.

  30. Happy Birthday!!

  31. Housewarming Gift

  32. My boyfriend is my rock...it's a #rockfact

  33. My sister rocks and I want to let her know that!

  34. My friend asked for it for her dorm

  35. For a SURPRISE birthday gift. 

  36. Girlfriend likes simple things

  37. cause its freaking awesome

  38. 4 friend

  39. To cheer up my sick dad

  40. people love rocks this time of year

  41. As a inside joke with my sister

  42. My friend got a teacher job and I want to let her know that she "rocks"

  43. Random

  44. Because he kicks rocks

  45. Send my boyfriend a rock for Valentine’s Day. A little inside joke we have

  46. My sister's birthday

  47. a joke

  48. COVID-19 got me crazy!

  49. It was someones birthday request... I know its really weird.

  50. Love it

  51. My mother paints rocks, and we joke about her pet rocks constantly, inspired for a silly gift of a new pet rock!

  52. My buddy keeps mentioning he wants a BIG rock. And it’s his 30th birthday. So happy birthday monther fucker. Now your rock can watch you. Also too lazy to go outside and find a rock to mail.

  53. To send to a friend

  54. I love sending her weird stuff in the mail

  55. think it is funny

  56. Gag gift

  57. I like to find the weirdest shit to send to my girlfriend she digs it

  58. It for her birthday

  59. To make someone laugh, and let them know I’m thinking of them.

  60. Lol

  61. An old inside joke

  62. Mother's Day

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